CaissonBleu

2016 already? sheesh.

Tagged By this dick dick willy.  Oh boy, well he had the NERV to tag me (ha, I'm a nerd. Shut up.) so I may as well do this...
1) You must post these rules 
2) Share 10 facts about yourself 
3) Answer the 10 questions asked by the person who tagged you and make up 10 questions for people you tag 
4) Choose 10 people and put 10 icons in their journal
5) Not something like, "You are tagged if you read that". 
6) You have to legitimately tag 10 people. 
7) No tag-backs. 
8) You can't say that you don't do tags. 
9) You MUST make a journal entry! No comments.

Well number one was already done.  Funsies.

2) TEN FACTS ABOUT MOI.
1) I'm a female carbon unit, a lot of folks think I'm a dude.  Even after I chat with people via. mic they think I'm a boy.  A loud, prepubescent boy.  No, I'm not talking about you Marcel.  You're a man.
2) I'm lazy to my bones.  To my bone marrow.  I'd rather lay around and pet cats or sit under sun rays than get shit done.  Because of this I'm pretty chill.  But I take my friends very seriously.  They're my comrades; my home dogs.  And when I start something I gotta go fast.  Like a sanic, a very thorough sanic.
3) I'm secretly a big fan of shotas.  Well, it's not a secret.  And by shotas NO I do not mean the little porno boy kinds with old farts ravaging their buttholes, I mean characters like... Lag Seeing from Tegami bachi, Nagisa from Free!, Cooro from +Anima.  Young men that look like kawaii people.  Like Fritz from SoS.  Or Marcel from me.  Maybe they are kids.  They're still precious babbus.
4) Geez, it's really hard to post stuff about myself! What if it's not interesting... what if I don't care??  What if no one else cares?!  ...Anyways, I do enjoy making characters and plots a lot.  Let me emphasize that.  A LOT .  This includes RPs.  Wanna rp?  Gimme a note or preferably a skype.  Make me happy!  Do it!
5) I have... a very kind of macabre sense of humour.  Don't get mad at me if I make Sandy Hook jokes.  I know how distasteful they are.  But that's just me.  Make fun of everything like I'm fucking southpark... except it's all in sarcastic fun.
6) HARVEST MOON GIVE ME YOUR MOOOOOOONEY. 
7) I'm a proud ass kicker in most vidya games.  Except FPS.  I don't touch dat sheeyet.
8) I'm a clingy piece of shit.  But only because of how insecure I am.
9) I collect manga.  But i'm not a weeb.  Hell, I barely EVER talk about manga or that nee han go stuff.  I just collect it and silently enjoy it... sigh...
10) Men's butts


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CHRUST's QOOSTINS

1) What's your favorite show...any genre/medium.
2) If you could trade one body part for telekinesis what would you trade?
3) If you were given control of an entire nation, what kind of country would you make it?
4) Is there anyone in your life you'd jump in front of a bicycle for? (Yeah....its late, stfu)
5)What role would you play in a show starring a group of people. (Feel free to interpret this as you will)
6)Favorite color.....if you could dye anything on earth that color, what would you dye?
7)What is your favorite genre of music and/or story
8)Do you enjoy being scared? Whats the most fun you've had while totally freaked out?
9)Who's the strongest person you know?
10)Name one goal you dont believe you will likely achieve. Then try and achieve it HUEHUEH


FAVE SHOW??? BOKU NO PEECO OF CORSE (I don't really have one TBH but eva has a soft spot in my heart.  Both the originals and the reworks.)

I'd trade... uhh... MY LEFT LEG SO I COULD BE KICK ASS MECHA LEG MARCEL YOLOSWEG$$$$$$$$####$$$$#$#$#$ Ugh.  But yeah, i dunno.  My back molars haha.

I'd be lord fuhrer Dandelians of fucking course.

ALL MY FRANDS I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH (in a platonic way)

PROTAGONIST OR THE DORKY VILLAIN (like Jack Spicer but doesn;t lose every trucking time, I'd win more because i'm a greedy shit for GLORY and I just noticed fuck translated into truck gfd)

MANGO ORANGE IS BEST COLOUR YOU WANKER TWAT

Hmm, I like fantasy and or dystopian stories that aren't ass and require a lot of innerestin characters and scenarios and weird moosac that no one has heard of like Iron and Wine, Real Tuesday Weld, and Puscifer n' stuff.  None of that Nikki minaaaaj sheeeyeeet.

I hate feeling fear.  I hate pain.

Probably... Gee that's a tuff question.  I'm gonna slap CHASUU on here because he's a weenie and it's funny. 

I WANNA HAVE A HAREM OF CUTE SHOTA BOYS

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MY QUESTIONS BITCHES.

1) BARAS OR SHOTAS.  BARAS SUCK NO BIAS YOU BETTER FUCKIN PICK SHOTAS OR IMA SHANK YOU
2) EVEN if you don't play League, who's your favorite champion?
3) Do you find me annoying like every other person on this planet earth?  If so, I'd like to know why.  And you'd better not say it because of my constant cap abuse, ya butt.
4) [link]
5) If you could have any power what would it be?  Nothing op please... like god damn superman.
6) Who is yur fave character of mine ho ho let me bask in you talking about me HON HON  BAGUETTE
7) What's your favorite type of art?  Like as in drawing art, not like ballet or moosac.
8) Favorite animal?  What animal would you wanna be YOU FURRY FAGGOT
9) OCEAN LAND OR SKY??
10) FUNGUS ANIMAL OR PLANT???
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Dandee tags peepoll







AND I'M TIRED G'NIGHT *face plants*
I'll add 10 tags eventually but gee wilikers I'm sleepy

Yo!  I'm in need of some monies so I'm starting art commissions.
First of all, let's go over some rules.

• I'm allowed to deny anything I don't feel comfortable with drawing.
• Please be patient, I'll try to get in my work as soon as possible but I also can have problems forgetting.  If that happens, please just give me a note or something to remind me!
• I CAN draw NSFW art, but that will cost more than a piece I feel more comfortable drawing.  We can discuss that VIA note.
• I'm much more comfortable drawing with pen, or traditionally.
  

EXAMPLE:
Low detail

Medium detail

High detail

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CHARACTER LINEART (simple/bust) Pen -$5 Digital - $8


DETAILED LINEART (Detailed) Pen- $15 Digital- $20


DETAILED PEN DRAWING $27


PIXEL ICON (small) $7 (Animated + $2)


PIXEL ICON (Medium) $17 (Animated +$4)


PIXEL ICON (Large!) $23 (Animated $10+)


50x50 ICON $5 (Animated +$2)


DIGITAL FULL COLOUR (480x360) $25


DIGITAL FULL COLOUR (Large) $25+



My email is Quetzeal@gmail.com and my skype is Caissonblue.  If you're interested, contact me here, at my email. or via Skype!  Thank-you!

I accept paypal, and points.  Points according to these US prices.

- Name: Dandy
- Single or Taken: Uninterested
- Sex: Femaleish
- Birthday: October
- Sign: Libra
- Hair Color: Chocolate brown with natural gold and red highlights
- Eye Color: Brown
- Height: 5'9.5"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Straight

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• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •
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- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Whatever is on sale or cheap, I don't care much as long as I'm kept clean.
- What are you listening to right now?: I will return to old Brazil - The Real Tuesday Weld
- Who is the last person that called you?: Chasuu wasuu
- How many buddies are online right now?: Too many

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• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •
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- Animals: Crows
- Color: Mango orange
- Drink: Probably mango juice
- Element: Space
- Food: Fruit
- Game: A lot of things, but I play a lot of League.
- Movie: Pan's Labyrinth
- Song: Can't decide
- T.V. Series: I don't really watch television.
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• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •
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- Given Anyone A Bath?: Naw
- Smoked?: Gross
- Bungee Jumped?: I'd piss myself
- Made Yourself Throw Up?: Why would I do that
- Skinny Dipped?: Yes
- Ever Been In Love?: Yes, that's why I don't believe in love anymore.
- Made Yourself Cry To Get Out Of Trouble?: Haha all the time.
- Pictured Your Crush Naked?: Heh.
- Actually Seen Your Crush Naked?: They don't know...
- Cried When Someone Died?: I'm a sentimental garbage, so yes.
- Lied: I try not to.
- Fallen For Your Best Friend?: Nope.
- Used Someone?: Depends.
- Done Something You Regret?: Of course.
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• × • C U R R E N T • × •
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- Clothes: Pajamas.  
- Desktop Picture: Haha that awful picture I did for Cardians Seattle; the MS paint bs one.
- CD In Player: I think it's the Sims 3 or some shit.
- DVD In Player: I think it's Princess Monoke or X-Men first class??
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• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •
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- You Touched: Person?  I slapped my friend's poof poof hair.
- Hugged: Probably my father.
- You kissed: Naw
- You IMed: : Knelly boi
- Talk To Online: A lot of people/
- You Sexed It Up With:  Not interested
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                   • × • A R E | Y O U • × •
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- Understanding?: I try my best.
- Open-minded?: Mmm.  To be honest not really.
- Arrogant?: Maybe a wee bit.
- Insecure?: Yeah.
- Random?:  Get the fuck out.
- Hungry?: I don't really want to eat after shitting out the Taj Mahal.
- Smart?: So self important.
- Moody?: I'm sensitive, not really moody.
- Organized?: Pfft
- Shy?: I guess, but honestly it depends on the situation
- Difficult?: Only my parents think that, haha.
- Bored Easily?: Attention span of a pup.
- Entertained Easily?: Not really.
- Obsessed?: I used to be.
- Lazy?: It's in my bones.
- Angry?: Actually quite chill, a little anxious.
- Happy?: Not really.
- Hyper?: What. No.
- Trusting?: To my friends, yes.
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                   • × • R A N D O M • × •
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- In The Morning I: Sleep as long as I can.
- Love Is: an illusion
- I Dream About: A chill life.
- What Do You Notice First In The Sex You're Into: IF THEY'RE SHORT, OKAY.
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                         • × • W H O • × • 
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- Makes You Laugh The Most: My friends
- Makes You Smile: My friends and dumbfucks.
- Gives You A Funny Feeling When You See Him/Her: "Stellar" since I want to stick a fist in his face.
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            • × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •
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- Sit On The Internet All Night Waiting For That Someone Special To IM You?: No.
- Wish You Were A Member Of The Opposite Sex?: Heh.
- Wish You Were Younger?: Yeah.
- Cry Because Someone Said Something To You?: Of course, I'm sensitive garbage.
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                    • × • N U M B E R • × •
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- Of Times I Have Had My Heart Broken?: I only have one to break.
- Of Guys I've Kissed: 6 ? Not interested
- Of Girls I've Kissed: Not interested
- Of Cd's I Own: Music CDs?  Or game CDs?
- Of Scars On My Body: A lot of nervous scratching scars on my back.

For people who like tabletop games this is a thing myself and a friend are going to start.  Or... try to start.